1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
Wow...What a question. I don't know that I would blow anyone up. I guess I don't dislike anyone enough for that.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Wow, again...There aren't any musical entities that I dislike that much.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
Okay, now punching in the face is a lot different than blowing up or wiping out of existence. And as hard as I tried to come up with someone to punch in the face, I can't think of any one specific person. Maybe the morons that are on the road when I'm trying to drive to work. But yeah, no one in particular.
4. What is your favorite cheese?
I'm rather partial to Havarti...Mmmm...Cheese...
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?
A meatball sub with provalone and parmesan cheese.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
My first reaction was Josh Holloway. I heart Sawyer. Bad boy with a heart of gold. And so absolutely delicious.
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?
Mmmm...I think I'm going to go with Toby Keith. Do you see a pattern in my choice of celebs?
8. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
I'ma get my hurr did. I need some color and I seriously do not remember the last time I got it cut.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Italy. Absolutely.
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?
I'm in Italy! What the hell do you think I'm going to do??? I'm finding myself some pasta.
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is…?
lol...Um, I guess it'd be Grey Goose. The vodka is starting to grow on me.
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
Who the hell is Rufus? Assuming he's for real and so is his time-travelling phone booth, I'd go back to the seventies, and I'd find my mom in college. I'd just like to be friends with her before she got sick. See what she was like back then.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
You must respect those around you. Treat others how you wish to be treated.
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what’s the premise?
15.What is your favorite curse word?
16.One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?
17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the item?
18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What’s it gonna be?
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
21.You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin’! What country are you going to live in now?
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
24. Hopefully you didn’t mention this in the super-powers question…. If you did, then we’ll just expand on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like “Dude, check it out…I can FLOAT!”?
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
26. The Celestial Gates of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
27. What’s your theme song?
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